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Our prez has appointed a woman who can't even pronounce her own name! Miers is pronounced "meers." What? She says it really is "My-ers?" OK, then she can't spell it.
Never mind.
You heard it here first-- she can't be confirmed by the Senate. Why? Because she is a Born Again Christian, so she reports to a higher authority. She can't take the oath without lying, which would make her a documentable hypocrite.
Damn. That never stopped Bush from lying his ass off. The only hope for sanity is that process will be drawn out till the end of the term, concluding with a firm NO vote so she can't score a recess appointment.
Then of course there will be a real risk that Bush will nominate somebody even worse. Wait a sec-- could this be a real sneaky way to get Gonzales into the job? I bet after the Miers confirmation hearings Gonzales will start to look pretty good. "I have good news, Mr. and Mrs. America. The good news is we aren't going to make you eat a thousand pounds of crap. We are only going to make you eat 950 pounds of crap."
Loved the story about Karl Rove talking to James Dobson (Focus on the Family, AKA Focus on Dobson)and telling him not to worry, she's anti-abortion. And then idiot Dobson saying "I can't tell you how I know this..." Shit, even the Daily Show picked up on that. Hope the Senate makes Dobson testify at the hearings.
How did Miers get picked? Rumor is Karl Rove spent a week asking all of Bush's buddies if they'd like to be a supreme court justice. When he got to Harriet, she said "Who do I have to blow?"
Can't wait to hear what Krap, uh, Krauthammer has to say about this. Wonder if he swallows-- his pride, that is-- and gets over not being nominated himself. At least he knows who he has to blow.
Never mind.
You heard it here first-- she can't be confirmed by the Senate. Why? Because she is a Born Again Christian, so she reports to a higher authority. She can't take the oath without lying, which would make her a documentable hypocrite.
Damn. That never stopped Bush from lying his ass off. The only hope for sanity is that process will be drawn out till the end of the term, concluding with a firm NO vote so she can't score a recess appointment.
Then of course there will be a real risk that Bush will nominate somebody even worse. Wait a sec-- could this be a real sneaky way to get Gonzales into the job? I bet after the Miers confirmation hearings Gonzales will start to look pretty good. "I have good news, Mr. and Mrs. America. The good news is we aren't going to make you eat a thousand pounds of crap. We are only going to make you eat 950 pounds of crap."
Loved the story about Karl Rove talking to James Dobson (Focus on the Family, AKA Focus on Dobson)and telling him not to worry, she's anti-abortion. And then idiot Dobson saying "I can't tell you how I know this..." Shit, even the Daily Show picked up on that. Hope the Senate makes Dobson testify at the hearings.
How did Miers get picked? Rumor is Karl Rove spent a week asking all of Bush's buddies if they'd like to be a supreme court justice. When he got to Harriet, she said "Who do I have to blow?"
Can't wait to hear what Krap, uh, Krauthammer has to say about this. Wonder if he swallows-- his pride, that is-- and gets over not being nominated himself. At least he knows who he has to blow.
posted by KrappHammer at 9:57 AM
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So Rove goes back to Miers yesterday and says "Harriet, baby, Shrub says don't forget he told you that you might get Borked."
"Oh, shit," says Miers. "I thought he said Porked."
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